are you fuckin, are you fuckin kidding me rn, are you fuckin — like the bisexual flag background at the club during the stag night wasn’t enough to make me meta side eye the fucking lighting choices ENOUGH now i come to find out that in the background of the moment john dips mary, the colors of the bisexual flag fade over wedding flowers in sequence, pink, purple, blue, are you FUCKIN KIDDING ME, AS HE DIPS HER
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered
Jeff Goldblum in ‘Annie Hall’, 1977
I forgot my mantra.
god i crave heartless mary like i crave air, i’m telling you - no empathy, no remorse, nothing but a cold smile as she pulls the trigger
lololol I just did the thing and got at least 85% dudes with every photo I tried (including danny glover with one photo)
We Are All Danny Glover
Alright, coming down from the buzz, the ridiculous self-confidence was fun while it lasted
❝ What’s a soulmate? ❞
❝ It’s a..
Well, it’s like a best friend, but more.
It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else.
It’s someone who makes you a better person,
well, actually they don’t make you a better person…
you do that yourself— because they i n s p i r e you.
A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.
It’s the one person who knew you,
and accepted you,
and believed in you
before anyone else did
or when no one else would.
And no matter what happens.. you’ll always love them. ❞